Hey! Me again, Edgar Allen Crow.
You might notice that I’m posing here with my buddy, the zombie. He’s a great friend, I have to admit; he doesn’t talk a lot, but he is a great listener. Sure, he’s always trying to find brains to eat, but you know, being undead is hard work. Nobody wants to give him a job…I suggested he try Hollywood, or politics, but he wants to pursue his dream of being a chef in a fancy restaurant. I didn’t want to dash his dreams, but I can’t see him cooking a nice stew and accidentally dropping a finger in it…I mean, would people ask for their money back? Or would everyone request zombie finger stew?
Well, it’s Halloween time again…October! My favorite month! You probably know there’s a famous writer named after me, that Edgar Allen Poe guy. He was the master of horror fiction. This month, the library is going to have some KILLER horror and science fiction books guaranteed to scare the brains out of you! I won’t tell my buddy…I don’t want him following you around thinking you’re lunch! BOO!